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Joke of the Day
"I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore. My flu shot must be kicking in."
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"If you were on top of a pile of gay guys... would you get off?"
"How do black people get tans at the beach? They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky."
"Lochte turns up late for his Brazil hearing... ""Very sorry Your Honour, I got held up"""
"You cannot run through a campground You can only ran, because it is past tents"
"You know what's funny about Internet Explorer? Punch line buffering..."
"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."
"What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons? Hose a and hose b"
"A wise man once said... Man who fish in other mans well catch many crabs."
"I'd like to be a double agent. Or maybe a single agent/pirate. Maybe even a velociraptor. Definitely a velociraptor/pirate agent."