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Joke of the Day
"I'm not worried about chemtrails anymore. My flu shot must be kicking in."
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"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You osculate its tit a lot!"
"What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player? A tattoo."
"I'm gonna sell my vacuum cleaner. It's just collecting dust"
"If you get your phone wet, put it in a bag of rice overnight Eventually an Asian will come and fix it"
"[AMA request] A person living in an electricity-free Amish community."
"I wondered why the truck was getting larger... ... Then it hit me"
"Welcome to Starbucks how may I help you? ""Regular coffee with cream please"" That's $40, 5ml of unicorn tears, and 10 dragon scales. ""TEN?"""
"*posts a link from buzzfeed to facebook* omg this. it's all so true. number 8 I can't XD"