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Joke of the Day
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"
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"Hey do you know Deanda? Deanda dis dick!!! HA! Got EEEM!"
"I finally started writing the book on herbs I've been putting off for so long, I guess it's.. :looks directly at the camera: ""About thyme"""
"Why are bats blind? Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?"
"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"
"What did the O say to the Q? ""Dude, you're dicks hanging out"""
"Jared from subway You know, if Jared from Subway goes to prison, he is still going to have an unlimited amount of foot longs."
"What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing? Sham rock."
"The iWatch is awesome because it's the fastest way to let everyone know you used to have 500 dollars."
"I haven't seen the democrats this mad at republicans... ... Since they freed the slaves"