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Joke of the Day

"My friend asked if working at the 'Depot for the Mentally Disabled' was a shitty job I said it had its UPS and its downs."

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"The first judge ever was like ""When I'm done talking I'll pound my desk with a hammer"" and we were all ""Ok that's not insane"""
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"Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet Not yet OK! EAT ME NOW Oh! Too late Bananas"
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"What do you call a pod of musical whales? An *orca*stra!"
"Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone but doesn't!"
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