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Joke of the Day
"A midget psychic escaped prison today... Authorities claim there's a small medium at large."
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"A man walks into a library with a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""sorry to hear about your friend""."
"It's not that I don't know how to juggle... I just don't have the balls to do it!"
"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."
"Wearing a pretty new bra today that nobody else is gonna see, so everytime I go to the bathroom, I flash myself in the mirror."
"What do you call a fish poop born out of wedlock? A bass-turd"
"Al-gebra is a mysterious organization. There are lots of unknowns..."
"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."
"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""