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Joke of the Day
"What political party entices most Gorillas? The Treepublican Party!"
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"I didn't believe it when they told me the government had accidentally opened a portal to another dimension while trying to spy on the Russians... But I guess stranger things have happened."
"I got stopped outside the pharmacy today, by a woman holding a clipboard. ""What products do you use for grooming?"" she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, ""Facebook"""
"I just got unfollowed by a woman that just started following me yesterday, so I guess I just had my first one night stand on twitter."
"I asked my girlfriend's father for her hand in marriage... He said I have to take the rest of her too"
"What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants? Silicone Valley"