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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
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"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."
"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"
"Am I a bad person of I am skeptical of a guy with a ""Need Help - God Bless"" sign on an iPad 2?"
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"What is light and red? Pink"
"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"
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"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."