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Joke of the Day
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."
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"What's the difference between a hooker and jesus? The look on their face when you're nailing them."
"Overweight people know they're overweight, tall people know they're tall, why is it that stupid people don't know what they are?"
"What did the pope give up for lent? His job."
"Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations? Because of the overflow errors!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"
"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"
"What is the best joke that made you LOL?"
"Been having a problem with diarrhea & its unbearable The doc said lemons will help I said I know but as soon as I take 1 out it starts again"
"*on phone* He: so where is this going, babe? Me: *dumps pop rocks into mouth* I can't hear you...reception's bad!!"