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Joke of the Day
"CNN is like a strip club... They keep dancing around all the polls."
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"Using the little box on my MacBook charge cord to keep my feet warm, just like my ancestors did"
"Flirt with him. Drop down and pick up your asthma inhaler. Look back, readjust your glasses."
".. How are you on your grind, if you're on twitter all the time?"
"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."
"Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in ""I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."""
"Apparently today is coming out day in Chile."
"Today a feminist asked me how I view lesbians. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."
"A photon is going through airport security. The TSA agent asks if he has any luggage. The photon says, ""No, I'm traveling light."""