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Joke of the Day

"Just vacuumed my couch and found 16 bobby pins, 84 cents, 3 kinds of cereal, a spoon and a live hedgehog."

"Trump wants to pass a law banning grocery stores from selling shredded cheese... ... in order to ""make America Grate again"""

"How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek? Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME"

"Never trust a Parasol... I hear they can be shady."

"I've always had a soft spot in my heart for female T-Rex because the tampon insertion must've been really difficult."

"The Purge: American Cops For just 365 nights a year, murder is legal!"

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"what do martial artists eat? kung food edit: the people making additional jokes are my heroes"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian? .... who worshipped the almighty 'Dog'."

"""Dad I want to be a feminist when I grow up"" ""Well, pick one honey, you can't do both"""