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Joke of the Day

"Wer is there **knock knock** *Who's there* Dewey *Dewey who* Dewey have to use a condom"

"What do you call a criminal that cant see? A macular degenerate."

"2 guys walked into a bar.. You'd think the second one would've ducked."

"""what do we want?"" ""faster Internet!"" ""when do we want it?"". Loading..."

"Did you hear the one about the JRPG character who named his daughter Dot? He called for her three times, but she she still didn't answer. ..."

"Why did (do?) cavemen drag their women by the hair? if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud."

"A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and says ""some asshole has my pen"" edit: Original Joke by Jimmy Carr (thanks /u/gacres57)"

"What is 6.9? Sex interrupted with a period!"

"So two condoms walk into a bar... One looks at the other and says ""did you know this is a gay bar?"" ""Well yeah"" said the first condom, ""I plan on getting shitfaced tonight."""

"I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle."