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"I'm not crying Those damn ninjas are cutting onions again"
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"""Please don't do this."" - my voice mail greeting"
"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a country road . . . They see a sign that says ""Tree Fellers wanted"". One of them turns to the other and says, ""Dammit. Too bad there's only two of us."""
"Free Tibet with the purchase of a Tibet of equal or lesser value."
"Riddle me this, Batman. What do you find in an alley that has holes in it? ""M-my parents?"" ""No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."""
"What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends? The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends."
"My wife with a hearing aid died RIP headphone users"
"Me: You ate all the cookies and your sister got none. What does that tell you? 4-year-old: I won."
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth!"
"What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!"