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Joke of the Day

"Adolescent Sex Limerick There once was a girl named Sue, who really knew how to screw. She would grab my little dick, make it as hard as a stick then ride it until I blew."

"What do you call Star Wars Spoilers? *Wookie*Leaks."

"It was time to show my girlfriend how i really feel.. so i showed her my hands.."

"A Jewish man walks up to an Asian man... The Jewish man says ""Hey, your eyes are really squinted, must be hard for you to see, huh!"" The Asian man says ""Well at least I can see my grandparents."""

"What is the worst thing about people who don't finish anything?"

"Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college? By son."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, ""Fuck off, you won't bring it back."""

"""Can you describe your self in two words?"" - Lazy."