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Joke of the Day
"When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
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"What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows."
"A redhead tells her blonde sister ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde says ""OMG! you slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"
"Every morning when my alarm goes off I think, ""this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me."""
"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"
"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?......No one knows they never keep the house!"
"I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there."
"What did the broken bridge say? I have truss issues."
"The riot police are always early. I hear it helps them beat the crowds."