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Joke of the Day

"I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there."

"It was so difficult giving Dracula fellatio! I guess I went down for the count."

"Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore? This guy."

"Congratulations, ""journalists"" who tell celebrity gossip for a living. I didn't know you could get a degree in teenage girl."

"IDEA: Ban fabric softener & harness the resulting static electricity to end dependence on foreign oil. You're welcome, Obama"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Because if you purchase one of their computers, you won't be able to afford health insurance"

"Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na"

"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."

"What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay"

"Who is the biggest slut in America? Little Debbie, everybody eats her."