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Joke of the Day
"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"
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"What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I didn't just pay $500 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist"
"I put out a Want ad for a psychic... It said, ""You know when and where to show up. Don't be late."""
"Instagram is the most pleasant social media site because it's really difficult to take ignorant, racist pictures of dogs & brunch"
"Michael J. Fox He's really just trying to master The Force."
"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick"
"*Judge raises hammer* ""I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE"" -*defendant chuckles* ""I'm already alive you MORON!"""
"Why are Buddhists so good at King cake Because they are great and finding their inner piece"