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Joke of the Day

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?......No one knows they never keep the house!"

"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"

"Mexican and Black jokes are all the same... You've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."

"Ever meet those people that say your name in a really high pitched voice to be super annoying? I think I just stabbed one. Call my lawyer."

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"One blonde says to the another: ""Hey, let's yell simultaneously! 3, 2, 1 ""SIMULTANEOUSLY!! SIMULTANEOUSLY!!!"""

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"""Keep that upside-down frown right where it is!"" - Botox Patient Saying"

"She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops."