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Joke of the Day

"How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?......No one knows they never keep the house!"

"If you're having a weird pain today remember, tons of people die from that stuff all the time."

"Hangovers only happen to people who stop drinking."

"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."

"Goals: 0) Start indexing at zero"

"Ho ho ho! But that's enough about the Kardashians, merry Christmas everyone!"

"If a parsley farmer is sued... can they garnish his wages?"

"I walked up to MC Hammer to tell him a joke.. Stop me if you heard this one"

"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"

"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver."