203415
Joke of the Day
"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."
Next Joke
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
"First person to build a clock had no idea how long it took."
"How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones."
"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."
"Telling somebody you love them is like telling them your dream from last night. You can explain all you want. They'll never understand."
"I'd like to know the series of events leading up to the first guy discovering cows had milk in them"
"What's the hardest part about roller-blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the shit out of it."
"If smoking weed ruins your short term memory... ...then what does smoking weed do?"