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Joke of the Day

"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."

"I was reminded of the Cleveland man that kept those women locked in his basement, so I wrote a basement joke... but I realised that it's beneath me."

"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"

"Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone? Because eventually, its cover would be blown."

"668 The neighbour of the beast."

"what did the serial killer spill to the victim i would tell you but id have to kill you"

"How many dead hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, but it's not five, because my basement is still dark."

"Everyone knows that 1 person who never laughs...I'm drawn to them like a moth to a flame, just to make their lives a living hell"

"Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]? A: He's got his jogging suit on."

"Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a cookie that got wet?)"