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Joke of the Day
"What's the roughest part about being a 7-year-old in Liberia? The mid-life crisis."
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"I've spent 43 years not being productive, skinny, rich & famous. Why start now?"
"My weather forecast is always ""room temperature."""
"What do you call a 5' 2"" fortune teller that has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"
"No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard."
"My son was kicked out of school when a girl came in and wanked him off... I said, ""Son, that's 3 schools already... Maybe teaching isn't for you."""
"What do you call a Mexican with a broken-down car? Joaquin."
"A Mexican plays uno, And steals all the green cards.."
"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"