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Joke of the Day

"This guy was so computer illiterate... When told to turn on a computer, he asked where he's supposed to rub it. :P"

"I think my optometrist is falling in love with me... Every time I leave his office he hands me a sample of contact solution and says, ""Eye care for you"""

"IT AND LIGHT BULBS Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, that's a Facilities problem."

"Best joke ever? my life"

"Two guys in CA walked off cliff playing Pokemon. Natural selection accelerated at 9.8 m/sec2."

"I swear to god I'm not harassing you, I'm really out of shape that's just my labored breathing"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh"

"What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common? Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside"

"Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents."

"Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?"