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Joke of the Day
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. My FAVORITE clean joke, by far."
Next Joke
"Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt."
"I tried to catch fog yesterday. But I mist"
"I'm not a fan of stupid conspiracy theories, but I'm fully aware that Governments slow down time on weekdays & speed it up on weekends."
"How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist"
"Life tip: if someone comes out of a bathroom sweating, do not go in that bathroom."
"Conveniently, the sound from their early Saturday morning lawn mowers covers the noise of my sniper rifle."
"Just showered using my husband's man body wash and now I'm earning 23 cents more an hour?"
"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."
"A man walks into a zoo but there was only a dog in it. It was a shitzu."