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Joke of the Day

"What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library? Pages from *Reader's Digest*"

"What's the difference between black people amd snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them."

"Spelling is very important in cosmetic surgery no one wants buttocks injected into their face"

"What is dill bread made from? Dill dough."

"A couple are having sex... She is riding him like a bull, he's just staring at the ceiling, She yells:"" Say something dirty to me!"" He says : "" Kitchen"""

"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."

"Big shoutout to the lazy, seven year old idiot who named Red Delicious apples."

"I have had it up to HERE with visual metaphors in non-visual formats!"

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."