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Joke of the Day
"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"
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"What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?"
"Who is ""back at it again with the white vans?"" pedophiles."
"Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? ""Why are we running so fast ?"" said one Because it says ""Tear along the dotted line"""
"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
"I tried to impress a girl by putting my foot down on the pedal... ..turns out she'd seen a bin open like that before."
"What did the cannibals do with the midget? Put another shrimp on the barbie."
"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""
"With Parkinsons... Every weight is shake weight!"
"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"