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Joke of the Day
"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""
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"My steer got constipated the other day... ...No bullshit."
"Did you hear about the Mathematicians Gentleman's Club? They were famous for their signature dance: the Mobius Strip"
"Three social media news article writers walk into a bar You won't believe what happens next."
"Why did the picture go to jail? because it was framed."
"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."
"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"
"How does a French person sneeze? Adieu!"
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"I'm wearing my Superman t-shirt under my work shirt, which I'm sure the paramedics will find ironic after I throw myself out of the window."