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Joke of the Day

"2020 Olympic high jump results Gold - Mexico Silver - Mexico Bronze - Mexico"

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"Me: tries to sleep Brain: M: B: M: B: M: B: if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others have to drown too?"

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please"

"I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative."

"We take it for granted today, but a single Dorito has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."

"Breakfast musings... A boiled egg is hard to beat."

"Why'd the baker resort to prostitution? Because they knead the dough."

"What does a paedophile do at the beach? Lilo."

"Thank God for that one person who gets on the elevator and takes charge."