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Joke of the Day
"""Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"""
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"I have a bumper sticker that says, ""honk if you think I'm sexy""... I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself."
"Mrs. A was my favorite teacher in grade school. She was by far the nicest of all of the staph at school."
"Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse? They can not stand stakes!"
"I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see bones, I would go to the damn museum."
"What do call a prehistoric hooker? Vaginasaurass"
"How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down? Nobody knows it hasn't happened yet."
"I like my coffee how I like my women Bitter, black, and preferably fair trade."
"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""
"*destroys head of lettuce* *becomes new ruler of all lettuces*"