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Joke of the Day
"It was Christmastime, and everybody was feeling Merry. So she went home."
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"What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest? Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton~!"
"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."
"""Hey, boo"" - a casual ghost"
"I've got washboard abs. But unfortunately there is a load of laundry sitting on the washboard."
"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand Binary and those who don't"
"Why do you never see elephants hiding behind trees? Because they are very good at it."
"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"
"[in hospital] -dude what happened? ""I got hit by a bu- [a bus taps on the window, does neck slice motion] -I mean I fell down the stairs"""
"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""