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Joke of the Day

"Block the toddler from the kitchen while I sweep left, handoff the baby, pass you a bottle and take a shower. On 2. Go! Football parenting"

"What's a orphans first words? I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy."

"When Your Girlfriend or Boyfriend Block You It,s Called An E-DIVORCE :D"

"English man reaches for his wallet to pay hooker.... She replies ""oh, so you want me to pound you?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !"

"Scientists have discovered that mothers are the driving force behind their children. Because Force = ma."

"Went to the disco last night... Went to the disco last night. They played Twist, so I did the Twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen, I got kicked out for that one.."

"Why wasn't the sequel to The Fast and the Furious called Bi-fast Bi-Curious?"

"Heard about the new paki doll coming out for christmas? You wind it up and it stinks."

"How are you doing in arithmetic ? I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble."