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Joke of the Day

"Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote ""blackbird"" about Batman"

"So a baby seal walks into a club Ba-dum-tssss"

"Pepsi backwards... Is pep"

"There's this hot girl in my college writing class. Her body is a 10, but her intro and conclusion need some work."

"Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory? I1"

"3 Nuns Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man approaches them and exposes himself to them. Two of the nuns have a stroke but the third one couldn't reach."

"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."

"I'm not paying any more child support. His posture hasn't improved at all."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven"

"Why won't you read this joke? Cause you've already reddit!"