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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a toilet and a drummer? A toilet only has to deal with shit from one asshole at a time."

"What do you call a person who wears adult diapers? Ehh, it depends."

"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."

"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."

"Q. What's te definition of a bachelor pad? A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator."

"Why are men afraid of the world? They spend 9 months trying to get out of a woman and the rest of their life trying to get back in."

"You've just made a very lazy enemy my friend."

"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"

"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."

"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"