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Joke of the Day

"How do you get Dick out of Richard? You ask nicely"

"It's ok to laugh during sex...just don't point."

"My 5 year old just ended a phone call with ""I gotta jump, Daddy. I'm out."" And now everyone in my house is officially cooler than me."

"Using the phrase ""what doesn't kill you makes you stronger,"" only shows that you're unoriginal and know nothing about spinal cord injuries."

"What do you call a Jewish Ginger? Gingerbread. Edit: Here comes the downvote brigade, haha!"

"Love is a two way street but you have to be careful because women can't drive."

"if you press ""up down up down left right left right"" on the soft spot of the baby's head, they do a super move."

"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""

"What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"No one told him Syria borders Iraq Why did Obama provide weapons to Al-Qaeda in Syria"