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Joke of the Day
"Boss: I thought I said no costumes this week. Me: These are my clothes."
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"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."
"What do you call it when a lemon jerks off her own brother until he chafes? Inzest"
"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"
"What did the 8 say to infinity? Come on man, get up!"
"Why do they call it a ""waist""? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits down there."
"Current fitness level: arm is tired from brushing teeth."
"What type of lettuce do they serve on the titanic? Iceberg :D"
"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."
"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."