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Joke of the Day
"Who is Donald Trump's favorite action star? Sylvester Small-Loan"
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"what do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-oh acid"
"Cleveland checks its makeup in the mirror, promises itself this time with LeBron won't be like before."
"I met a bisexual swing the other day It swung both ways."
"Remember when The Backstreet Boys told us to show them the meaning of being lonely and we were like ok"
"What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"If I hold one moth ball in my right hand and another moth ball in my left, what do I have? A bloody big moth!"
"Eight mexicans drowned in the lake over the weekend. The newspaper headline was ""Ocho Sinko"""
"My love for you is like an hourglass I always finish on the bottom."
"hmm i think i'll have a small snack *eats an apple, a packet of cookies, a small couch, the whole living room, a saudi arabian family of 4*"