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Joke of the Day

"TIL the first commodity traded across the USA was jaweia. Lewis and Clark brought a sack of it with them on their expedition to the Pacific coast."

"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."

"I took my girlfriend home to meet the family My wife went fucking ballistic"

"Have you heard about the calculus professor who tried some bad amphetamines and ended up believing he was a moth? It's the old meth math moth myth."

"I'd like to drown my sorrows. But I can't convince my wife to go swimming."

"Welcome to Wendy's, Where our credit card numbers are always fresh! Never frozen."

"I think it's so brave that Rosie O' Donnell is openly fat"

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeleine McCann"

"At bedtime I read my daughter a few of my favorite RTs, tuck her in & whisper, ""This is why we don't talk to strangers on the internet."""