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Joke of the Day

"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."

"Why did the chickens cross the border? Because they were Turkish."

"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."

"I'm selling a parachute just as new, used only one time, didn't open once."

"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"

"What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work. ...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher"

"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic? Halfway"

"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."

"Unappreciated diet tip: If you want to lose a significant amount of weight, it's important to start out really fat."