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Joke of the Day

"Not all men are stupid... Some are still single."

"Priest in bathroom I walked in on a priest going on the bathroom and I was like HOLY SHIT!"

"Today I extended an olive branch to my enemy. As hard as I could and right in the eye."

"I'd rather someone ask if they can have one of my internal organs than ask if they can borrow my cell phone."

"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."

"Where do angles go for fun on the weekends? To watch movies in the THETA"

"What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea? We Three Kims"

"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"

"If you think the USA can shoot down nuclear missiles fired by North Korea just remember we couldn't even have lights at the Super Bowl."

"I think I'm psychic. Now now I know what you're thinking.."