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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between being hard at work and being hard at work. ...you can't be the latter if you're a teacher"

"Why was the man hanging out in the market all day? I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar"

"More like ""science UN-fair"" *I walk away in slo-mo. The building explodes with baking soda lava* *I roll a smoke with my 2nd place ribbon"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"

"What was Jesus never thankful for? Fridays."

"What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !"

"A mathematician tries to go to the beach... A mathematician tried to go to the beach to get a tan, but he couldn't find it cos there were no sines."

"Dating tip: Walk up to a girl in a club, smile, look into her eyes, take her hand and walk away. If she wants her hand back, she'll find you"

"The Old Testament is the historical record of the first time we Jews controlled the media."

"Him: I think you pick fights with me to get out of doing things together Me: That's not true H: Wanna go hiking M: I don't like your tone"