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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of pro? Con. What is the opposite of progress? Congress."
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"bees What kind of scary bees can produce milk? - boo bees"
"Feel free to use the ""or less"" feature of your 140 characters."
"Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life."
"A Red Indian introduced me to his wife... ""This is four horses....."" I said, Wow, that's a beautiful name, What does it mean....?"" He said, nag,nag,nag,nag!"
"I told a miscarriage joke to my mate yesterday but I couldn't deliver it right."
"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."
"JACOB MARLEY: 3 ghosts will visit you! ME: do u count? JM: what ME: you're a ghost. Do u count? JM: dude this the kinda shit they don't like"
"My dog smells... ...Like Philippino food."