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Joke of the Day
"What drives the hype train? The hyper drive."
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"TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old. So when do you have the sex talk?"
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"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."