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Joke of the Day
"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."
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"How do you piss off a feminist? Don't worry, she's already pissed off."
"Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu? Yeah, basically."
"From my 6 year old: Where do good bees live? A bee-have"
"""i wouldnt be caught dead"" someone throws a net over my dead corpse ""gotcha!!"" ""noooo"""
"Life Hack: In any hipster coffee shop, say ""You haven't seen The Wire?"" and in the ensuing commotion, leave without paying."
"A fish swims into a wall....... Dam."
"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."
"After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty ended up having a great fall!"
"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"