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Joke of the Day

"My brother was recently diagnosed with an eating disorder called pica, which means he eats non-nutritive substances... When I beat him at Jenga the other day, he literally shit bricks."

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"I would like to see more realistic math problems in schools cause there ain't no way some kid has 75 melons without stealing a produce truck"
"Teacher: ""What is the most common phrase used in school?"" Pupil: ""I don't know..."" Teacher: ""Correct!"""
"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."
"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."
"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"
"Collection There was some guy collecting the waste from the urinals at work today. I think he was taking the piss to be honest."
"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."
"*Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama* *Obama faints* Only a kiss from his one true love will save him *Biden takes out lipstick*"
"I asked God for a bike,... I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."