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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."

"Did you hear that someone stole all the toilets at the police department? The police said so far they have nothing to go on."

"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"

"Last Halloween I had to explain to everyone that I was not a ghost with a boner, but I was just a ghost and I happened to have a boner."

"Can anyone answer why they've kept the name Lynchburg? Come on, don't leave me hanging."

"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."

"Three bloody tampons are walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None of them because they are stuck up cunts."

"Hey kids, for Halloween, let's go to a spooooky place full of scaaaary, oppressive people & a guy who riiiises from the dead! Kids: Church?"

"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."