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Joke of the Day

"Marijuana is the gateway drug to taking 45 minutes to pick out which color Gatorade you want to buy."

"My PhD student claims to have made a breakthrough in hyperbolic mathematics Turns out he was just exaggerating"

"I saw a poor cat down the street So I felt bad and gave it two dollars"

"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."

"<Put your title here> May be NSFW Isn't it crazy how there is a band called one direction, because that's what I named my asshole as a teen."

"Why was the lumberjack executed? He committed treeson."

"Why was the man allergic to Christmas? Because it's the reason for the sneason."

"Who's got the tightest bod in the North Pole? Abdominal Snowman"

"Walked by a restaurant where they were using iPads for menus. How cheap are iPads now? More importantly, how expensive are menus?"

"What did the scientist say when he created something super BASIC? ExtraOrdinary"