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Joke of the Day

"how many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just talk about how good the last six were"

"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"

"What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day? Rhesus."

"This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend."

"What do you call a divorced FBI agent? Fed-Ex"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I'll see myself out now."

"So PSY's song ""Dear American"" includes the lyric ""Kill them all slowly and painfully"" and now I understand what Gangnam Style was all about."

"I'd love to show a fountain to someone from the 3rd world: ""This is our water showing off contraption. We also throw our extra money in it"""

"It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs"

"Clicking the 'Remember Me' button on login pages guarantees all your favorite websites will show up to your funeral."