1966
Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil? A religious movement!"
Next Joke
"Was invited into a group DM called procrastinators, it's been two weeks I'm still waiting to be added.... *my kind of people"
"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""
"[At dinner with wife's friends] Me: may I chime in Wife: I swear to God if you brought your chimes- *my bag dings a little as I unzip it*"
"What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud."
"I was dating a radiologist... but it didn't work out: she could see right though me."
"2 Types of People I Hate 1) People who make lists. 2) Hypocrites"
"What do you call a deer with no eye? GoodMorning! NO IDEAR!"
"What is the best day to wear an asshat? Sunday, because it's so holy."
"We all have that one singing coworker that makes you want to test your throat grip."