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Joke of the Day

"What's a young monkey's favorite time of the school day? Rhesus."

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"Obama is a cashier and you give him a $10 bill for a $9.97 item. What do you say to him? Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference."

"Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink"

"What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone? A Buddha-pest."

"The new $100 bills are insane. A purple stripe, the hologram thingy, the Ben Franklin that says ""kill, kill, kill"" as his eyes swirl..."

"Saw two construction workers laughing today... I know what they were really building, friendship"

"Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust."

"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."