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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick. I'll see myself out now."
Next Joke
"What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism? An offer you can't understand."
"What's his name? A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's *her* name? A: Betty Will"
"I walked into a room full of men masturbating They all looked shocked when I didn't stop"
"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot."
"What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself."
"For my next magic trick i'll need a condom and a volunteer."
"A man tells his friend his wife broke up with him and has full custody of his kids... His friend says: ""I feel so sorry"" The man says: ""I feel worse for the kids"""
"TIL it's impossible to stick your tongue out and look up at the same time Without looking like a twat"