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Joke of the Day
"It's cray that I totes obvi say perf and adorbz on the regs"
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"What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!"
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"What does a hippie say when he runs out of weed? This music SUCKS!"
"I'm most productive at work when I'm in the bathroom. It's where I get shit done."
"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""
"MISSED CONNECTION: I gave you the Heimlich maneuver on Bleecker St. You insisted you weren't choking and put up a good fight."