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Joke of the Day
"What did Captain Hook say to Peter Pan? Fuck Niggers !! Lol !!"
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"What happens when you have sex with a cow and no one catches you? So far, nothing."
"What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner."
"What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it? Uh, like, can you knot? *yessss my first original joke*"
"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"
"Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."
"Ooo! The morning weather girl... Come on baby, give daddy the five day forecast."
"A blonde walks into a bar holding a piece of shit and says ""look what I almost stepped in!"""