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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you have sex with a cow and no one catches you? So far, nothing."

"One Night Stand This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!"

"What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common? Both ride bicycles and are on a mission."

"So I watched my first porno the other day... I'd have to say, damn I looked good."

"People with a sense of humor are so much easier to talk to."

"I heard Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. I guess she's not a one-hit wonder."

"What do you call 5 lesbians and 5 state workers? 10 people that don't do dick."

"Whenever I'm feeling like shit,... I simply go on YouTube, search for Skrillex videos and read the comments. Instantly, I feel a lot better."

"I hate having closure, it's really"

"How to open a letter: 1. Carefully remove seal 2. Slide your finger unde--okay the seal is back GET THAT SEAL OUT OF THE ROOM NO SEALS ALLO"