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Joke of the Day

"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"

"What do you get when you cross a Native American with phosphorylation? ATP"

"Argon walks into a bar... The barman says ""Get the hell out!"" Argon doesn't react."

"Whats the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana? Nothing, their last big hit was the wall."

"Why do people prefer male bovine over female? Many would rather be served a Sir Loin than a Miss Steak."

"How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots."

"How did the homeless handicap child die? Alone"

"What do gym junkies and Nicki Minaj have in common? They both inject a lot of cash into their ass."

"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."

"If you're gonna buy me a drink...... At least push my stool in!"