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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what they feed you at Guantanamo Bay? Well after being there for 30 years, neither do I!"

"I was in a job interview. ""What is your biggest strength?"" ""I am always on time."" ""And your biggest weakness?"" ""I get annoyed when my dealer is late."""

"Good women are found on every corner of the earth but sadly the earth is round."

"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."

"a disability, a curse word and a radical interpretation of scripture walk into a bar nothing happened welcome to /r/cleanjokes"

"I'm calling Facebook ""Mom"" now because all it does is tell me who from my high school is engaged and remind me about my cousins' birthdays."

"I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple. Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy."

"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"

"Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed."

"I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen, I want to live on in my apartment."