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Joke of the Day
"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."
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"If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?"
"A Freudian slip is when you say something by mistake that gives away What you were really wanking about...I mean thinking about. -Ricky Gervais"
"Why do politicians spend so much time at playgrounds? Because it's a great place to pick up swing voters."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
"Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Dont worry , he's all right now."
"I automatically write off anything Donald Trump says because someone with that much money has no excuse for that hair."
"You're sweeter than 3.14"
"I want to get a welcome mat for my front door that just says ""Text Me"""
"What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet."